The king of thrills wrapped up a year that included The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Adventures of Tintin. Next, he’s back in Bond, with Skyfall. Yet some questions have a tough guy spooked ...

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Awake at dawn with nothing to do.

What is your greatest fear?
I don’t want to think about it.

Which living person do you most admire?
Aung San Suu Kyi.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Jealousy.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Travel.

What is your favorite journey?
Home.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
It all depends on how you interpret them.

On what occasion do you lie?
Answering questionnaires.

Which living person do you most despise?
I don’t know if I do.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“Fuck off.”

What is your greatest regret?
Agreeing to answer these questions.

When and where were you happiest?
At a free bar.

Which talent would you most like to have?
Opposable toes.

What is your current state of mind?
Ruddy.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My knees.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Oh, they’re just perfect.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Krill.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
Ink.

What is your most treasured possession?
Apart from my penis and my health?

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Gastric flu on an airplane.

Where would you like to live?
Where I live now.

What is your most marked characteristic?
My third nipple.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
A good mustache.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
A good mustache.

What do you most value in your friends?
Their patience.

Who are your favorite writers?
E. E. Cummings and Kurt Vonnegut.

Who are your heroes in real life?
Those who give up all they have to help others.

What are your favorite names?
Maggie and Milly and Molly and May.

What is it that you most dislike?
Blisters.

How would you like to die?
Quickly.

What is your motto?
“Breathe in … breathe out. Repeat.”

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